Found this lovely urn (vase?) in the local antique shop.
But perfection takes time, so please be sure to take a look at the first draft...
Consider purchasing if:
- The Goonies is a favorite film
- You're trying to remove another person's creative inhibitions ("You can't do any worse than this!")
- - You have money to blow and have already ended world hunger with your philanthropic efforts
- - You need something truly unique to smash at a Jewish wedding
- - The ceramic clown hobos and masks on your wall just aren't creeping you out anymore