|Meow. (Translation: With my x-ray vision, I can see your nipples. Only two? How strange.)|
I found this big-headed vampire at a local Goodwill and was fully prepared to pass him by...
...until I realized his mouth opened to reveal:
|Bloodsucking is old news. I flash people instead.|
Finally, we have the gator who is both happy to see you and fully-caffeinated to get the job done.
|How you doin'?|