I need some help interpreting this shirt. What demographic was Ray-Ban shooting for here? It seems appropriate to organize a poll, given the upcoming Ukranian elections.
Take a look at your two candidates and their platforms.
I PRESENT CAMOUFLAGE SUNGLASSES!
You hear "camouflage" and expect a game of hide-and-go-seek in the rugged wilderness. Not so with me! I defy my purpose, choosing instead to embrace temples of Walmart patrons.
Never hide when you were clearly designed to accompany a Nascar jacket!
NOW, CONSIDER COREY HART!
You're sure to stand out in the nightclub when your fashion accessory of choice serves no purpose. One-hit-wonders like myself have to take any attention they can get. And in case you're still not confused, check out a list of reasons that I wear sunglasses after the sun sets:
So I can (so I can) watch you weave then breathe your story lines,
So I can (so I can) watch you weave then breathe your story lines,
So I can (so I can) keep track of the visions in my eyes,
So I can (so I can) forget my name while you collect your claim,
So I can (so I can) forget my name while you collect your claim,
and
So I can (so I can) see the light that's right before my eyes.
So I can (so I can) see the light that's right before my eyes.
You got it made with the guy in shades, oh-no!
That shirt was from Ray-Ban's Colorize campaign ("Never Hide...Colorize")...basically, they took their traditional frames (Wayfarer, Clubmaster, and so on) and put funky prints on them. I remember a couple that reminded me of Warhol, and one that I really liked, reminiscent of Mondrian. I only know this because I worked at an ophthalmologist's office and was a wannabe optician, ha.
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