31 August 2014


Classy like six-inch heels...

I stopped by the convenience store to grab a Frappuccino or bag of ice or dubious-quality beef jerky or something. (Possibly all three.) As I was headed to the register, my eyes landed on this gem.

Black footage, indeed.
I appreciate the formal language on this cover: "fully explicit" (not that halfway-explicit stuff that's out there), "adult-oriented material", "herein"! You don't find that kind of eloquence everyday! I mean, the porno industry pretty much just relies on bad puns and tacking numbers after recycled movie titles (as if there's some sort of continuity between Barely Legal 345 and 346).

Now that I've classed up this blog, I believe it's time to say adieu.

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