But you can't count on scrambled-eggs-for-two; truth be told, you want her because she is not guaranteed. She's a strong, intelligent woman with high standards and there's no telling if you can hold in your idiosyncracies long enough to close the deal.
So when she slips away to "freshen up" in your bathroom, you quickly thumb through your guide to seduction.
|Sliding this one on and off the shelf feels a little dirty.|
You're confident that by the end of the night you'll be engaged in illicit activities.
But you realize there are a few steps between now and then. Perhaps you should start with a massage?
|Best review the chapter on massage techniques first. (Claude Serre)|