Look for the Bear Necessities Elsewhere

Yesterday had a cutesy format, which may have disguised the wealth of crap I presented to you. Today, I bring you crap on a platter IN YOUR FACE so you can't help but stare at the insanity before you.

For all you Pinterest fans:

1. Acquire inexpensive tee (expensive styles will not work for this project).
2. Spend hours making a doily (see another site for directions).
3. Attach doily to tee with adhesive of choice (needle and thread, hot glue gun, duct tape, etc.).
4.  Attach googly-eyes and beaded nose with adhesive of choice (chewing gum, nipple clamps, etc.).

And for Jewish sports fans:

Fun Fact: Israel has not qualified for the FIFA World Cup since 1970. (Maybe 2014 will be their year?)

This last one's for the music fans out there:

Oh wait.